Late-night laughs: Justice Kennedy announces retirement

Justice Anthony Kennedy announced today that he is retiring from the Supreme Court Justice Kennedy was the Swing Vote on the court that always said swinging well sexy is deeply immoral everyone should be monogamous ideological Paradigm we don’t want anymore middle-of-the-road Justice is no we want extremist from the sewer drains on the far right side of the road okay what are you doing retiring man you have a great job where you barely work you get to wear a robe all day and give your opinions on stuff that basically is retirement Trump will likely replace him with a Justice who would discriminate and dismantle abortion-rights and lgbtq rights and that sounds your hearing right now that’s Mike Pence having his first orgasm yeah she’s like I cussed you out after 30 years on the bed Kennedy is retiring Supreme Court is 81 years old so he’s going to go from sitting around in a robe all day to sitting around in a row of all days I will pick his replacement will choose to either Adam Levine or Blake Shelton but I say this but your only 81 you never had this Supreme Court case will be decided by the Swing Vote Justice meatloaf
After serving 30 years on the Supreme Court, Justice Anthony M. Kennedy announced his retirement on June 27. Here’s how Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert and other late show hosts reacted. Subscribe to The Washington Post on YouTube:

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