Reexamining the transcripts of famous presidential sentences | Department of Satire

it should have been obvious I thought it would be obvious I said the word wood instead of wouldn’t he just said it’s not Russia I will say this I don’t see... Read more »

Rescued Thai soccer team holds a news conference

this is Peter Pan and sold that’s cool okay he plays has Defender this is eponymous Andy come come inside his son he’s 14 years old could you please just your nicknames... Read more »

President Trump meets Britain’s queen

President Trump met Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle on July 13, as part of his first trip to Britain since he was elected president in 2016. Read more: Subscribe to... Read more »

Trump: U.S.-Britain bond is ‘highest level of special’

so I would say I’d give our relationship terms of grade the highest level of special so we start off with special I would give our relationship with the UK and now... Read more »

Trump’s news conference with May, in 3 minutes

is that really the behavior of a friend’s I didn’t criticize the Prime Minister have a lot of respect for the Prime Minister the only thing I ask of Teresa is that... Read more »

Trump calls it a witch hunt – but Mueller just indicted 12 more Russians

Deputy attorney-general Rod Rosenstein announce the indictments of 12 Russian intelligence officials in charges stemming from the hacking of Democrats during the 2016 election of the main intelligence directorate of the Russian... Read more »

‘Very tough, very smart, very capable’: The many nice things Trump said about May

I want to thank you for your very gracious Hospitality thank you very much Teresa Melania and I were delighted to join you and fill up for dinner it was wonderful and... Read more »

The moment a reporter’s hot mic broke the Russia indictment embargo

we’re going to hand out copies of the press release embargoed until the dag walks onto the sodium then it is an embargoed sorry about that today grand jury in the District... Read more »

Fans fired up for MLB All Star Weekend

really excited I’m looking forward to see Claire’s do their best nails are you going to the park maybe catching a homerun and seeing a lot of balls hit it’s going to... Read more »

FBI agent Peter Strzok appears before Congress

rhino yeah yeah yeah I want to make sure good morning the committee’s on the Judiciary and over side and formal come to order without objection to Cheers authorize eclair recesses of... Read more »